Theatre of the mind

For some reason i feel as though im different to the average joe.

( i don't mean that i am an emo and i like to say "oh im so non-conforming, look at me in my make-up")
i have a inner burn to create things, draw on things and play out scenes in my head.
theatre of the mind has long been thought of as an artery in the heart of insanity.
But i beg to differ.
the mind is a wonderous thing that no-one fully understands, why not use it to the best of our ability? act out scences with a co-worker in yout head, see how things go.

scene one:
- set at the lunch room with David (the morbidly obese conspirisy theorist) and myself.

David: hey, how was the weekend

ME: oh, not to bad
- i reach for a stick of sugar to put in my shithouse coffee -

David: i wouldn't use that suff mate, i saw the coffee guy come in here this morning and spit on his hands and then rub it in there!

ME - looking shocked -
ME:........No you didnt, i just saw you come in the building, why are u always making shit up? I bet all you do is sit at your desk and think of ways to piss me off.

David: Your not the only one who has feelings! why doesnt anyone believe me? IM JUST TRYING TO HELP A FELLOW EMPLOYEE OUT!

**this is where you can choose your own adventure, do you:

(a) shake your head and walk away
(b) pretend to be asleep and hope he walks away
(c) spit in his coffee and say you have acid spit
or (d) throw your boiling coffee in his face and watch him crumble like the cake in his hands.
** i personally chose (d)**

-i throw my coffee-

ME: piss off you big fat man!
David - in a blubbery mess on the floor clutching his eyes.
David: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYY WHHYYYY!!
ME: Help!! this man has spilt boiling coffee on himself, he really should be more careful, but ill run and get help anyway
- i do not return -

FIN

See, how much fun was that!!
that is just one of the many combinations of events that can be played out in your head. try it!
go throw your coffee and that snooty bitch from accounts who thinks she runs this place!


This is what happens when you take it out of the mind and into the real world.
Please do not try this.




DISCLAIMER: not responsible for readers acting upon my suggestions in real life. stay on the brain freinds!