Strange Happenings

Recently i have come to the conclusion, that odd things follow me round.
I don't mean that there are little creatures near me. I mean that weird things happen near me.
Mostly they are HILARIOUS. But others are more concerning.

Like last tuesday, i was driving home from work on an overpass bridge and i look to the highway below and i see an old man (possibly insane) on a old person scooter in the middle of the highway waving his arms wildly in the air and obviously screaming at the traffic...on second thought, i strongly belive he was insane.





OK, so that was just a strange coincedence. BUT this happend to me yesterday. I was in a friends car in the front passenger seat and i was just looking around the car and i thought hmmm i wonder whats in his glove-compartment... then BAM the freakin' thing just gently opened and i found out what was in there... some jelly-beans and paper, hes a diabetic so the jelly beans were hands off unfortunately. Man i wouldv'e loved one. Or two.



Next on the list, is the oddity knows as Plate Stalkers. This is when you constantly see the same three letters of a number plate on many a car. For me, its the letters "YRC" i do believe that there is some conspiracy of ppl who own a YRC number-plate and they purposely follow me.
This is not a new thing to me either, ive been noticing this for a couple of years. I think the acronym has a deeper meaning....YRC, the first letter stands for YOUR'E and the next two are my alter-ego's initials. Coincidence......................perhaps.




At one-stage i thought i was turning into a cat, but thats a different barrell of monkeys.